GLOBAL GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP (year-2244)

It is year 2244. There are no more golf tourneys on the week-ends. There is only ONE. One tournament played once a year. THE GLOBAL GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP! The format and courses are very different. The world was not the same. Global Warming crippled most of the Earth. Technology and really, really smart scientist were able to save civilization. There were still seven continents, but mostly covered by water. The world population was around 2 million people. The scientist developed an invisible atmosphere that surrounded the planet. Everything was controlled. Temperature, day and night, wind gusts etc.....The human way of life was still the human way of life. There were still people of different races, color and creed. Cultures were the same. The Asian race worshiped TIGER WOODS. He was their God now. Golf was the only thing the world could agree on. Only a few people in the world were able to acquire the rare golf membership to play in this once a year tournament. The field was only 7 people. 1. Yin lee Chang....A 12 year old professional from China. She was an expert in the science of Aeronautics and mathematics. Genius!.I.Q. 199. 2. Mate McClubber ....A six year old kangaroo from Australia. He was a genetic science experiment. The mixture of kangaroo genes and human. This person could hit the ball over a 1000 yards. He had minimal control though. He was the world record holder of the longest drive ever. (1322 yards). That gave him a lifelong exemption to play in this event. He was a student of "THE JOHN DALY STORY", the book. 3. Sir Walter Byron Nelson....A 44 year old gentleman from England. He is the 3-time defending champion of the world. He is favored. His skills are beyond spectacular. The record holder of the longest hole in one. (A 987 yard par 4.) This was the 3RD hole on the championship event....(last year 2243). 4. Johann Svenick ..... A 22 year old, 7 foot 11 inch mammoth of a guy from Stockholm, Sweden. Former National Player of the year in Basketball. Captain of the Swedish National basketball team, (5-time Olympic Gold medal Champions) His father Scotty Svenick is the board director of this event. Johann was the runner-up in this event two years in a row. Last year he missed a 240 foot putt, by one inch, that would have set up a playoff against Sir Walter Byron Nelson. 5. Linda "Granny" Walker.......A 115 year old women from Texas. She was a mother of 5 children. 38 grand children. 24 great grand children. 16 great, great grand children. Her specialty was her amazing short game. A 115 year old women that doesn't tremble and shake. She came from a family of sharp shooters. A family of snipers. Assasins? Maybe........ Harvey Lee Oswalt was a 'scape goat'.....catch the drift! She never shared that family secret. 6. Vladamir Chekov........The 50 year old President of the Soviet Alliance. Threaten to start World War 10 if he wasn't allowed to play. He was an average golfer but, mean as an Alien with no humans to dissect. This guy once killed a caddy for breaking the pencil lead of his pencil when he was writing down his score. He said the small crack of the pencil was the reason he didn't hole in one the Par 3 he was playing on. And finally number 7. The name was Tigre Woo. Great, great, great, great great, great great, nephew to the immortal Tiger Woods. He was 4 years old. This was his first time playing this tournament. His family won the entry from a scratch-off ticket in a 'Wheaties' cereal box. Tigre was born on a virtual golf coarse in the garage of his parents house. He was a natural. He had the spirit of Tiger himself. His father, retired N.A.S.A space cadet, his mother, Kung-Fu Olympic gold medalist. A master of the arts. She had never lost any matches. Met each other on accident. They had a mid-air fender-bender leaving a Thai restaurant. No roads in 2244. Cars flew like the 'Jetsons'. The field was set for the 18 hole tournament.
The place where the tournament is being held is in America. The mile high city of Denver, Colorado. The coarse was put together with a variety of countries helping out. With the skill level of golfers being much greater than the ones we know and love. A par 3 in 2244 was a par 5 in 2008. That's 236 years of development. The game is alot different. This is why this is a ONE round tourney. The coarse is named 'GODZILLA'. The mind behind this coarse design was .........JAPANESE! It was a 18415 yard Par 73. That's 10.46 miles long. It was a monster.
The tournament allowed no spectators on the coarse except for the directors of the event and judges. Plus....camera crews. This was televised globally. Televisions were stationary floating image devices that could be shown anywhere. Free to anyone in this civilization. This event is sponsored by golf giant.....DRINKANDDRIVEGOLF.COM. They are the leading money sponsor in the world for the sport of golf. Television coverage provided by SHOPGOLFGIFTS.COM. Let the games begin........((CONT.....))