G.G.C.-2244 (HOLE 3)

On the way down from the elevated hole 2, there was a little drama. They all were coming down the spiral staircase when all of a sudden, 'Vladimir' bumped into the back of 'Granny'. He was in a rush to get to the next hole. 'Vladimir' said "WATCH OUT....COMING THROUGH!!" with no regards of 'Granny' struggling to carry the heavy bag in front of him. 'Granny' yelled softly..."Hold your Horses Mister!" He bumped her again and she tumbled down the remainder of the stairs. About 40 yards up from the ground. She was at the bottom of the stairs and all that 'Vladimir' could say....."that's more like it......HAAR..HAR HEEE...HAARRR!" and kept walking. The other golfers immediately went to help 'Granny'. She had gotten banged up pretty good. She was 115 years old. Fragile. She broke her hip. 'Granny' was done at (+1). 'Vladimir' showed no remorse. This was only an 'accident' to the judges. Around the corner 'Vladimir' was in deep discussion with one of the 'judges'. Who happen to be a fellow comrade. The comrade bowed down to 'Vladimir' and said "No problem Mr. President." and went away.
The 3RD hole was a 987 yard par 4. This was a rocky coarse. It was a cut between the middle of a mountain. A sharp right after you get between. 400 yards to get in between the mountain. Then a right turn. 75% sharp. It was another 587 yards after the cut in between the mountain. The mountains on each side were about 125 yards high. Remember, this was the hole 'Sir Walter Byron Nelson' aced last year. He actually drove the ball over the mountain and holed it. He was a beast. The first to go was 'Tigre Woo' at (-4). He decided to try to rip the ball over the mountain. His dad handed him a 4 iron and told 'Tigre' to go for it. He said "o.k." He shot. The ball was up and away. It hit some shrubbery on top of the mountain. The ball rolled from the top of the mountain and worked itself on the way down. (DOINK....BONK...DOINK...WOOOSH....BONK!) The ball fell 40 yards away from the green. 'Vladimir' was chuckling....rude...."GOOD SHOT LITTLE BOY.....HAAA....HARRR...HAA!" What a jerk. During the time 'Tigre' was shooting the ball. His parents were on the edge of the tee box watching their son and so was everyone else. The 'Comrade' was switching out his baby bottle when no one was watching with one of his own. A bottle full of 'laxative'. 'Vladimir' couldn't kill a baby......but he could throw a wrench in his game. Next to go was 'Sir Walter Byron Nelson' at (-3). He loved this hole. He lined up for the exact same shot he did last year and let the ball rip! CLINK! What a shot! Directly into the hole. WOW! Because the velocity of the ball it bounced out of the hole and landed 3 inches from the cup. He walked all the way over to the green and tapped in. BIRDIE!!!! Next was 'Yin Lee Chang' at (-2). There was no way she had the muscle to hit the ball over the mountain. She wasn't going to even try. Her and her robotic caddy were in a deep conversation. The reached a conclusion. LAY UP........ DUH! She took the shot with a 4 iron and drove it straight as an arrow 475 yards. She was past the cut. 515 yards to the hole. Next was 'Johann Svenick' at (-1). He figure, over the mountain......no problem. He took and 3 iron and hit the ball. The ball flew high as a kite. Flew over the mountain, but hit a tree. The ball was on top of the mountain. He figure that it was like climbing the Alps back in Sweden. No problem. Next was 'Vladimir' at (+1) he was at the tee and turned to the players and people and made an announcement. "ATTENTION EVERY...BODY....I PLAY SMART...I HIT BALL IN ZEE FAIRWAY.....I...!!!!!" Everyone yelled....."SHOOT THE BALL!!!!" He replied.."O.K........Vladimir shoot ball." He hit the ball.....straight as an arrow.....hit and rolled 2 feet past 'Changs' ball . He turned his attention towards 'Chang' and said......."I BEAT YOU....I HIT FARTHER.....VLADIMIRS BETTER...." dancing up an down. He was 513 yards to the hole. Last, but no least...'Mate McClubber' at (+1). He wanted to try to clear the mountain too. Hopped to the tee.......took a driver......hit..BANG!!! the ball flew a mile high. Cleared the mountain by 100 yards. The ball was on the way down. It cleared the green too. The ball went 1225 yards. 238 yards past the hole. OUT-OF-BOUNDS. Next was 'Yin Lee Chang'. 515 yards to go. Her robot stated...."The winds are gusting from left to right from over the mountain at 45 mph. Hit the ball at a 67.36 angle right of the flag stick with a 5 iron." ' Chang' agreed. 'Chang' hit the ball. The ball was riding the edge of the mountain and when it had gotten higher the mountain. The 'gusts' caught the ball. The ball hooked 50 degrees and headed straight for the green. The ball landed on the green and stopped 3 feet from the cup. 'Vladimir' said "YOU SOOO LUCKY......HAR...HAAA...HARR...LUCKY LOOOOOONG TIME..HAAA!!!"
'Chang' put her hand up at 'Vladimir'......"talk-ah to zee hand-ahh" Walked away. Next was 'Vladimir'. He was 513 yards from the hole. He was about the same place 'Chang' was. He did the exact same thing. The exact same result except.............When the ball hit the green it rolled and bumped into 'Chang's' ball. The ball knocked 'Chang's' ball in to the hole. EAGLE! 'Vladimir' was enraged. Yelling......."THAT NO COUNT.....THAT NO COUNT!!!!" The judges of the tournament disagreed with 'Vladimir'. The judges say..."It is what it is......an Eagle 2 for 'Yin Lee Chang'" "Yin Lee Chang' was happy and telling 'Vladamir'....." thank ah you.....me love you long time....ha ha ha ha.." His ball was 3 feet away from the cup now. During these events 'Johann' was making his climb up the mountain to play his ball. He was 'on top of the world'......... I mean the 'mountain'. He was 125 yards above the hole. His caddy suggested to putt the ball over the edge. 'Johann' said "why not!" He putted the ball over the edge.......(DOINK.....DONK.....SWOOSH....CLANK...DOINK!!!!!) it was headed in the right direction. At the bottom of the mountain, the ball bounced off a rock and flew 40 feet into the air. Landed on the green and rolled 1 inch from the cup. Walked down the mountain and tapped it in. BIRDIE!!! Next was 'Tigre' the tourney leader. He was 40 yards off the green. He was in a zone. Dad handed him pitching wedge and said "be yourself." Smile and turned away. Tiger was ready to shoot. He was in his back swing when 'Valadmir' yelled "FORE!!!!!" That startled 'Tigre' during his swing. He flinched and the wedge hit into the ground and knocked a 1 foot deep divot in the fairway........the ball moved 5 feet further. 'Vladimir' said......."I'm soooooo sorry.....thought I saw something........it twas zee bird flying over head....ooopppps." and chuckled to himself. This caught the Judges attention. 'Tigre' just wobbled over to the ball and lined up to hit again. During 'Tigre's' backswing, he yelled again. "ZEE BIRD...ZEE BIRD....IT'S ZEE BIRD!!!!" Once again....(THUD!!) 'Tigre' did it again. Another 5 feet. A judge ran up to 'Vladimir' and held up a 'Yellow Card'. Golf was now the world sport. Same rules for penalty apply as in 'futbol'(soccer). 'Vladimir' yelled in defense..."ZEE BIRD WAS FLYING AT ME FACE!!!!AAAARRRGGHH!!!" To no avail the 'Yellow Card' was in effect. 'Vladimir' walked away. 'Tigre' was shooting 4. 30 yards from the green. He shot. The ball hit the green and rolled to the hole. The ball hit the flagstick and stopped 2 inches from the cup. Tap in. BOGEY!!! Next was 'Mate McClubber' He dropped his ball in the drop zone that was located 5 feet off of the green. He dropped. He was shooting 3. He chipped the shot 4 feet away from the cup. NICE SHOT! He hopped on over and sunk the putt. PAR!!!! 'Vladimir" was next. Three foot putt. Knocked it in. BIRDIE!!!!
LEADERBOARD (HOLE 3)
1.(-4) Sir Walter Byron Nelson 1.(-4) Yin Lee Chang 3.(-3) Tigre Woo 4.(-2) Johann Svenick 5.(E) Vladimir Chekov